Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Lack of Sleep

To Whom it May Concern at the Olympic Committees:

Please consider moving up the swimming to a decent hour. I find myself staying up very late waiting for the hotties to make their way into the pool. I have to get up early the next morning and seeing these inappropriately revealingly dressed fine young things at such a late hour makes it difficult for me to go to sleep.
It ends up being midnight and I am all hot and bothered. Then the cougar in me is on the prowl trying to awake the hibernating bear next to me. Maybe if they wore something as shown below I could handle this much better. I would appreciate your help in this matter.



Sincerely,

Viv

41 comments:

Jess said...

Hahaha Viv what a great post! I'm like rolling on the floor cracking up!

Running Knitter said...

LOL!!

Jess said...

Here! Here!

Kevin said...

ROFLMAO! OK I stayed up late to watching the olympics, but not for the same reasons apparently.

Man, I wish I looked like that

Jodie said...

I'm right there with ya, sister. Dah-ang, girl, those are some hotties.

And what's with the schedule, any thing i want to watch doesn't come on until dark-thirty and then I'm exhausted.

(Glad you're back!)

tans said...

i agree with you 100% sister. man oh man. they're why i love the olympics!!

Kjo said...

LMAO...step away from the speedos Viv! Step away.

Swimfan13 said...

Nothing like watching swimmers to get ya all excited. I totally agree with your letter. You can add me to the list.

RooBabs said...

Amen, Sister! Thank Heaven for Tivo, so I can watch it on my time. You crack me up- thanks!!

N.D. said...

haha, very cute! It makes me want to go swimming and be fast. haha.

Runner Leana said...

Too funny! I totally agree, although I'd rather that they just move the broadcast time as opposed to make them wear all that get up... :)

Marcy said...

AWWWhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh HELLS YEAH MOMMACITA!! You know I'm ALL UP in that. It's funny because other than last night Mr McG goes to bed before me. I'm all like "Ummm yeah I'm gonna watch some swimming or sumfin, k? I'll be in bed soon" 3 hrs later and feeling the need to take a cold shower . . .I go to bed :P Why didn't I get into swimming again? Dayum.

teacherwoman said...

So true! hahaha! Too funny! :)

Tiggs said...

lol viv- i was thinking the same thing and actually posted something short about it today!

I think if we keep watching, Phelps will pull that suit down a tad further....

TNTcoach Ken said...

Too funny........You cougars are all the same.

Run For Life said...

Ohhhh yeah!! I wholeheartedly agree...although...just repeating the swimming and diving several times a day would make it even better. :)

J~Mom said...

Yum yum give me some of DABOYZZZZZZZZ!!

Carly said...

LMAO! I totally agree!

Wes said...

Yea, me too {guffaw}

Nat said...

I keep asking The Man to check the Olympics. Then make him change it when it's something other than men... I think he caught on to my plan. ;)

TRI TO BE FUNNY said...

LOL!! Freakin hilarious!!! I thought it was just me...MEOW!!

MissAllycat said...

*wiping drool from keyboard*

Non-Runner Nancy said...

OMG between this and the hiatus not hernia I am dying. And thank you for the pics. They are some hoties. How in the world are the setting all these records. Good lord.

Okay, it's 2:20am in NY. I have to go to bed now. alone. :D

D10 said...

I hear ya! The US has some nice looking guys.

carla said...

It's my viagra.

MizFit

Bob Gentile said...

LOL awwww

well no finals tonight for Phelps so enjoy your sleep :-)

Lily on the Road said...

HEEELLLL, YAAAAA, OMG Viv, I'm in tears....hahahahah, I haven't seen abs like that since....oh, yes, the LAST Olympics....too funny!

AKA Alice said...

ABSOLUTELY! Me thinks lots of us are losing sleep this week!

Then last night I thought, "DUH...I could use the DVR and START my day this way!" I'm so clever that way...

triguyjt said...

hilarious post Viv....

see what a little hiatus will do for your creativity?? LOL!!!

Funny, how much The Bride enjoys watching swimming!!!!! I thought it was Bob Costas...haha

P.O.M. said...

Oh hells yeah.
I jsut told someone else that I'm going to China to find me a boyfriend.

CoachLiz said...

Hey,

That is why I joined the Swim Team in High School. What other way was I going to see the guys out of their clothes???

TX Runner Girl said...

LOL, I am having the same problem and then I hear my co-workers complaining about it too.

Mendy said...

Yeah, agree with Kevin. ROLFLMAO!!! my goodness. I love your blog!

I love that pic of them yelling after the relay, arms in the air. They have some serious muscles going on.

MePlusMyThree said...

LMAO!!

I have been drinking in the eye candy too.

SJ Goody said...

HAHAHA!! SO true. Seriously, I've said it before but... Phelps has muscles in places I never knew muscles existed.

livelaughlove32 said...

one word: yum.

Erin Leigh said...

Damn. Why is there nothing like that at my gym. Only the old fat guys go near the pool.

RooBabs said...

Hi Viv, me again. I nominated you for a blog award, so you can check the details on my site when you have a chance. = )

Timmy said...

AMEN SISTAH!

Runner Susan said...

they are just so delicious, it's hard not to watch.

Timmy said...

Hey...I just thought of something. Weren't you the one complaining about someone's Speedo Jams? :-)